August Newsletter
Howdy, SA—You’re Hot. Your Car Shouldn’t Be.
August in San Antonio is like grilling season for your car: Everything’s sizzling, and if you’re not careful, things start smelling like smoke (and, uh, not the good kind from your brisket). Here’s how we’re keeping your ride cooler than a Riverwalk margarita. 🍹
From the Kingdom Family
Well, amigos, we’ve survived another triple-digit month, and school’s back in session—which means more “parent taxis” and “teen Ubers” than a Saturday at Fiesta! We’re here to keep your ride running smoother than a country ballad at a honky-tonk. Swear to Tex-Mex.
Spotlight: August’s Top Customers
Jill Jones & Fam – Not only does Jill keep our schools running (even when the AC isn’t), but she keeps our spirits high. Gracias, Jill!
David Molina – If loyalty were a fuel, David’s tank would never dip below half. Thanks for bringing your ride—and the jokes—our way.
The Geno Family – These educators don’t just teach the next generation; they teach us a thing or two about patience, kindness, and how to make a difference. Mucho respeto, y’all.
Auto Care Tips: The Texas Heat Ain’t Playing
Brake Safety: If your brakes sound like a mariachi band warming up, it’s time for a pit stop. We’ll have you stopping quicker than a Spurs fast break.
A/C Check: If you’re sweating more in your car than at your son’s soccer game, we can fix that. Cold air should be standard, not a luxury.
Cooling System: Overheating is for jalapeños, not your engine. Let’s keep your radiator as cool as a cucumber pico de gallo.
Battery Health: Heat kills batteries faster than a Texas summer kills your lawn. We’ll test yours for free, no lecture, no charge.
August Specials: Don’t Miss Out, Amigo!
FREE Brake Pads Special—Ends August 31! Pay only for labor and extra bits if needed; the pads are on us. You know how grandma always says, “Nothing’s truly free”? Well, we’re about to make her eat her words.
NAPA August Rebates – Snag up to $25 back on batteries, up to $20 on starters/alternators. That’s cash in your pocket—enough for a couple of breakfast tacos, or at least a really good cup of coffee.
Back‑to‑School Brake Check – Get the kids to school, the groceries home, and your sanity intact. Let’s make sure your brakes are ready for the most dangerous game in San Antonio… the school pickup lane. 🚸
Fun Trivia: Because Why Not?
Did you know the Eiffel Tower gets taller in the summer? That’s what she said. (But seriously—metal expands in heat. Just like your patience waiting for the A/C to kick in.)
